If you are really hungry but trying to stick to a diet, you should take a moment from your obviously not very busy schedule and visit Bert Christensen's Weird & Different Recipes.   Boogers on a Stick, Crudites With Vomit Vinaigrette, Hairball Salad with Saliva Dressing, French Fried Skunk, and Roadkill Squirrel Squares are just a few of the delectable treats Bert has recipes for on his site.

This is real food - not a joke.   Many of the disgusting looking recipes actually taste good!   Our favorite, with Halloween parties just weeks away, is the Swamp Water Punch With The Floating Arm of Death, pictured here.   This seems very easy to make and will undoubtedly entertain your guests to no end.

But be advised that some of the grossest stuff is actually gross.   While "Chunky Cat Barf" only looks like the real deal and probably tastes pretty darn good, the "Roadkill Squirrel Squares" requires you to go out and find a real, flattened roadkill squirrel.   I lost my interest, and appetite, at the point in the recipe where I was instructed to "pick out all the little hairs."