What goes Ha, Ha, thud?   A man laughing his head off, of course!   That's the dumb joke my father made just about every day he was alive.   But do you want to hear something really bizarre?

Here's a tale to shiver your spine just in time for Halloween.

A Michigan man severed his skull from his spine but he isn't dead.   He fell down some stairs and landed square on his head.   The blow severed his skull from his spine   Doctors were able to re-attach them using titantium screws and U-clamps.   The man has made almost a complete recovery, walking just days after the procedure and now only having minor difficulty walking around.