Commonwealth Times reports Two Chinese men have been arrested after trying to sneak across the border into Russia on a lawnmower.   The men claimed they had gotten lost while cutting grass.   Russian border guards said this is not the first time this has happened and "We have issued a number of warnings to our opposite numbers in China, but despite that they seem to have no control over the apparent nomadic habits of their gardening nationals."

I guess these guys must have ridden for miles and miles.   My butt itches just thinking about it.