Sesame Street's Big Bird always gave me the creeps.   He or it was obviously not like those cute little Muppets.   Even at a very young age I could see that there was something evil inside that costume.   Just what was he trying to hide behind that strange looking costume, acting like he might be a little peculiar, odd, strange, maybe even ... gasp ... a little gay.   I also understand that Big Bird does Oscar the Grouch's voice.   That guy also gave me the creeps.   What's inside that garbage can?   Well, it turns out Big Bird had plenty to hide.

The body of a missing woman has been found on Big Bird's property!   Police are saying he had nothing to do with this.   They blame the caretaker of the property.   Isn't that typical?   Blame the human beings.   The cartoonish characters are never even suspected.   Me, I think Big Bird had something to do with it.

Call me crazy but as soon as I heard a body was found on his property I suspected Big Bird.   And if he really had nothing to do with it, my next impulse would be to question Oscar.   If the caretaker did do this, I still think they ought to take a look around Big Bird's estate anyways.   There's got to be something there.

Once the investigation of Big Bird is done, they ought to go through Barney's things too.   I'll bet they can find some unexplained bones of small children on his property.   Then again, he's a velociraptor and it probably isn't against the law for them to eat people.