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Tai Chi Leads to Homosexuality

Tai Chi HomosexualLifelong Chi Master, Master Lu, revealed today that the practice of Tai Chi affects a man's mind and body to adopt homosexuality over time.

Master Lu cited medical studies conducted at leading institutions such as Cedars-Sinai showing that a healthy woman generally has 5% more water content than a man, and that an increase of water in men may cause him to have a more feminine personality, such as appearing soft-spoken, less aggressive, and more emotional.

When a person performs an exercise like Tai Chi, they are practicing an elemental movement of water. Master Lu says that those who regularly practice Tai Chi will notice that it affects the mind and body.

Read the full explanation. It's somewhat long-winded, but to sum it up, Master Lu is teaching people a technique called "Lift Up", which supposedly maintains water balance.

2 Comments:

  • This is not only not funny, but totally ridiculous. I wonder what gay people, Tai Chi Chuan practitioners and everyone else has to say about it. As a teacher, I don't find the pursuit and spread of ignorance too appealing.
    By Anonymous, at 10/07/2006 4:58 PM  
  • This article on tai chi chuan is an absturd! Not only I think Master Lu has little knowledge and skills in tai chi chuan. All the information in this article is laughable. If I am giving a chance to visit Master Lu to test his skills then I would come forward. Please let me know where is your school is located. I would be very interested to find out more who you are and who wrote something so bizarre and stupid about tai chi chuan. Where is your qualification as a sifu? Nearly no historical record that said tai chi leads to homosexuality... why don't you just say YOU are the only one think tai chi leads to homosexuality? If you are a gay yourself then don't drag everyone into the water... where is your wisdom mind???
    By ironmonkey, at 10/08/2006 11:04 AM  
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