The waitrees calmly asked, "may I please see your identification" when the youngish-looking female customer requested she be served an adult beverage.   The customer apparently had some difficulty decyphering the pronoun and promptly handed the waitress her drivers license, the waitress' drivers license, rather than her own.   The waitress' drivers license had gone missing, perhaps been stolen, about a week prior.   The customer was of legal age and presumably had a valid ID of her own with which to prove it.   However, in her haste to produce "your identification," she handed the wrong one to the waitress.   She'll be doing time as a result.   Bad girl, bad girl, what you gonna do when they come for you!

Now do all you criminals finally understand why it is important to pay attention in school?   This could easily have been avoided had the thief's grammar skills been slightly better.