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Kim Jung-Il Lands Plane On First Try

North Korean leader, Kim Jung-Il, tried flying an airplane for the first time according to the NK Independent Press.   Amazingly, he managed to perform a perfect landing on the first shot without a co-pilot aboard.   The only rub was he missed the runway and landed on the moon!   According to reports, he lingered momentarily and only reluctantly decided to return to Earth because he had a golf game scheduled.   Jung-Il is working on breaking his previous record score and was playing with a group of Chinese nuclear scientists who just happened to be on vacation in his country.   North Korea doesn't have a space program per se but Jung-Il is now considering starting one.

2 Comments:

  • Where do they get this crap? Is this what is really being published over in NK, because I know Jong-Il thinks he is a living God, so I wouldn't be surprised. Also, I heard the thing about his alleged perfect round of golf before. So are yall making this idiocy up, or is this really being published?

    - Fred Garvin
    By Fred Garvin, at 11/03/2006 11:01 AM  
  • If you have to ask ....
    By Dave, at 11/13/2006 4:46 AM  
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