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Man Lacerates Penis with Hedgehog

hedgehogI guess it goes to show that witchdoctors still hold a lot of power in some places of the world...
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.

A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
From Ananova

Wal-Mart Sued for Rectal Impalement

This is actually old news, but I never heard about it. And you just can't make this stuff up!
St. Petersburg, Florida - Lawyers representing a Bay area child are in a St. Petersburg courthouse…..taking on corporate giant Wal-Mart, and a product supplier seeking millions in damages.

The case centers around swimming pool toys known as dive sticks, supplied to Wal-Mart in the 1990's by a Clearwater based Florida Pool.

When Marcus Zunner was just three, he was hospitalized with a severe accident from a divestick.

Kimberly Zunner, Marcus' Mother:
“He slid into the pool on the slide and he landed on it and it went into his rectum.”
Justin Johnson, Marcus' Attorney:
“He suffered a rectal impalement of about an inch and a half. And he had open abdominal surgery, with a cholostomy.”

WalMart and Florida Pool, are expected to argue the dive sticks were safe, but that that the family misused them, by allowing the child to jump on the sticks in a shallow, inflatable kiddie pool.

The stick's are weighted to stand perpendicular to the bottom of the pool, and when they are three to seven feet underwater, kids often dive after them in order.

But in shallow water, they may stand just inches below the surface which was apparently what happened when Marcus jumped in.

In 1999, the Consumer Product Safety Commission ordered Florida Pool to recall 9,000,000 dive sticks.

The company responded in a news release.

Florida Pool, 1999 news release:
"Dive sticks are fun and enjoyable when used properly but are not to be used in shallow water."

That recall came after six known injuries were reported to the CPSC, and one year before Marcus' Zunner was hurt landing on a dive stick.

Justin Johnson, Marcus Zummer's Attorney:
“It subsequently was banned as a hazardous product.”

Those close to Marcus worry he will need a lifetime of medical care and multiple surgeries as a result of the dive stick accident at a young age.

Marcus Zunner is now nine, and according to his lawyer, is doing as well as can be expected.

His lawyer says Marcus will be here at points during the trial, but is not expected to testify.

Is This Actually Illegal?

Scott William Poulton, an Australian man in his early 20s, was arrested for driving backwards on an empty highway in the Outback.   Police were heading out onto the road when they saw a car coming towards them.   They aimed their radar gun to check it out but were not astonished when they saw the car was approaching at a mere 56 km/hour (35 mph).   They stopped the car when they realized it was "going the wrong way."   The driver told them his transmission had "stuffed up" and the only gear he could use was reverse.   So he did ... for about 20 km in an attempt to make it to the closest town.

Police gave the man a breathalyser to determine sobriety which he, of course, passed.   The driver was charged with reckless driving and driving while under suspension.   It is unfortunate his license was suspended but I wonder what he had done otherwise.   Is it illegal to drive in reverse?   If so, why are manufacturers allowed to put an illegal gear into a car?

For the record, this occurred on the Great Eastern Highway.   The man was driving eastward.   The cops were driving westward.   Aren't the cops the ones who were going the wrong way?

Read more about this story:

news.com.au

metro.co.uk

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