It you thought we'd seen enough with the animal-loving terrorists who harm people in order to make a statement about cruelty, think again.   Now the examples these nuts have set are beginning to inspire animals to act aggressively against humans.

A wild turkey in Millstone Township, New Jersey dive-bombed a house and then destroyed part of the interior.   This past Monday at 3:00 a flock of turkeys was observed casing a residence.   At some point, one of the turkeys crashed into a window and broke into the home.   New Jersey State police were immediately called.   Trooper Richard Pogorzelski entered the home to see if the perpetrator was still lurking about but upon inspection realized the wayward bird had made a getaway - though not a clean one.

According to the home owner, "The bird had relieved himself all over.   The room was a disaster."   The bird did about $500 in damage to the bedroom of the homeowners' son, 8 year-old Jake.   Perhaps not coincidentally, "jake" is what young male turkeys are called by human beings.   The infiltrating jake found resident Jake's new $60 Abercrombie & Fitch shirt which he planned wearing to the family's Thanksgiving dinner and pooped all over it.   The boy's mother said, "I don't know if it's salvageable."

North Korean leader, Kim Jung-Il, tried flying an airplane for the first time according to the NK Independent Press.   Amazingly, he managed to perform a perfect landing on the first shot without a co-pilot aboard.   The only rub was he missed the runway and landed on the moon!   According to reports, he lingered momentarily and only reluctantly decided to return to Earth because he had a golf game scheduled.   Jung-Il is working on breaking his previous record score and was playing with a group of Chinese nuclear scientists who just happened to be on vacation in his country.   North Korea doesn't have a space program per se but Jung-Il is now considering starting one.

Dogs have nothing over Bartholomew County, Indiana Sheriff's Deputy Jimmy Green.   Green was investigating the robbery of a local pizza delivery person when he decided to follow his nose - right to the criminals.

The robbery occurred when a man placed a pizza delivery order and then robbed the delivery person when she arrived at the bogus address given with the order.   Police combed the area seeking eye witnesses to the crime.   They went door to door asking neighbors if they had seen or heard anything.   Nobody had but a keen sense of smell provided a clue.

Deputy Green went up to one neighbor's house and noticed the scent of pepperoni and sausage pizza.   Upon further inspection he saw yellow pages open to the pizza delivery section.   Officers followed Green's nose and found a couple pies as well as the cash stolen in the robbery!

The moral of this true crime saga is, if you want to rob a pizza delivery person, don't arrange for a delivery in your own neighborhood.   But, if you do, at least have the intelligence to go out for Chinese afterwards.